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Get Your Nuts Open: Vintage Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Popper

Alright buckle up buttercup because this ain't your grandma's whatever-it-is-you're-looking-at. We're talking pure unfiltered awesome. This thing is the bee's knees the cat's pajamas the whole shebang. Forget subtle this is a sonic boom of style a tidal wave of terrific. You want it You need it You deserve it. Seriously though it's kinda magical. Don't just take my word for it grab it before it vanishes into the ether. Trust me you won't regret it. Unless you hate having the coolest [insert item here] ever. And if that's the case... well maybe it's not for you. But it probably is. So just buy it already. You know you want to.

$10.62      $21.23

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